T-SQL Hex String to VarBinary (Improved)

Peter DeBetta posted a while back with a function to take a hex string and convert it to varbinary  It has a couple of slight issues, the biggest of which is it can't handle an odd number of hex digits.  Below is my replacement, because it's using bigints the upper limit isn't as high, but it's good enough for most things:

 

CREATE FUNCTION dbo.HexStrToVarBinary(@hexstr varchar(8000))
RETURNS varbinary(8000)
AS
BEGIN

DECLARE @hex char(1), @i int, @place bigint, @a bigint
SET @i = LEN(@hexstr)

set @place = convert(bigint,1)
SET @a = convert(bigint, 0)

WHILE (@i > 0 AND (substring(@hexstr, @i, 1) like '[0-9A-Fa-f]'))
BEGIN
SET @hex = SUBSTRING(@hexstr, @i, 1)
SET @a = @a +
convert(bigint, CASE WHEN @hex LIKE '[0-9]'
THEN CAST(@hex as int)
ELSE CAST(ASCII(UPPER(@hex))-55 as int) end * @place)
set @place = @place * convert(bigint,16)
SET @i = @i - 1

END

RETURN convert(varbinary(8000),@a)
END
GO

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